LEGAL NOTICE & DISCLAIMERS

Last Updated: May 23, 2026

Welcome to the PRN Apparel Co. storefront (the "Site"). This Site and its contents are owned and operated by PRN Apparel Co., based in Durham, North Carolina. By accessing, browsing, or shopping on this Site, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to be bound by the terms, conditions, and disclaimers contained in this legal notice.

1. Intellectual Property & Brand Rights

All content, graphics, custom text formulas, typographic layouts, illustrated character panels, logos, and digital designs featured on this Site are the exclusive intellectual property of PRN Apparel Co.

• Copyright Protection: Any unauthorized reproduction, distribution, manipulation, or commercial copying of our original shirt quotes, custom character prototypes, or graphic assets without express written consent from PRN Apparel Co. is strictly prohibited and will be met with immediate legal enforcement.

• Fulfillment Integrity: Our merchandise is designed locally in Durham, NC, and processed securely using advanced on-demand production partnerships, including Printful, ensuring commercial-grade reproduction and rigorous quality control.

2. Satire, Dark Humor, & Expressive Content Disclaimer

PRN Apparel Co. creates premium streetwear, casual underscrub gear, and novel lifestyle accessories featuring dark humor, gallows humor, sharp irony, and institutional satire explicitly tailored to the modern healthcare workforce.

• Satirical Intent: The quotes, text layouts, and character names (including but not limited to terms such as "Unprofessional Gear," "The Night-Shift Ghoul," or "The Synthetic Saint") are expressions of creative satire and commentary on corporate, systemic, and bureaucratic healthcare infrastructures.

• No Professional Defiance: Our designs are built as cathartic venting mechanisms for the breakroom, gym, or off-duty wear. They do not constitute, encourage, or endorse an intentional violation of formal hospital compliance policies, clinical standards of care, or employer conduct regulations.

3. No Medical or Clinical Advice Disclaimer

The content of this website, including all product descriptions, character vignettes, editorial copy, and blog entries (such as discussions surrounding regional nursing shortages, health equity, or clinical nursing theories), is provided strictly for educational, informational, and entertainment purposes.

• No Practitioner-Patient Relationship: Nothing written or displayed on this Site constitutes formal medical advice, clinical guidance, psychiatric evaluation, or corporate healthcare consulting.

• Consult Professional Standards: Visitors and patrons should never rely on the satirical or educational text of this e-commerce platform as a substitute for official institutional protocols, medical board rules, or peer-reviewed clinical research.

4. E-Commerce & Third-Party Processing Logistics

• The Shopify Platform: This storefront is safely hosted on the Shopify e-commerce engine, utilizing standardized security measures to protect consumer data during the browsing and purchase cycle.

• The Production Engine: All product fulfillment, text printing settings, and shipping pipelines are handled securely through advanced print-on-demand networks. Variations in fabric drape, garment dye tone (specifically across vintage-washed blanks like Comfort Colors 1717), and microscopic text placement are inherent to customized on-demand manufacturing.

5. Governing Law & Jurisdiction

This Legal Notice, along with all operations, transactions, and consumer actions on the Site, shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of North Carolina, without regard to its conflict of law principles. Any legal disputes, claims, or actions arising from the use of this storefront or purchase of merchandise must be filed and arbitrated exclusively in the state or federal courts located in Durham County, North Carolina.